Well…
At this point, I’m not going to assume anyone is still
checking this blog. I’ve been dormant for about a year now, so I am sure many
of you have written me off as dead or in witness protection or something, and
moved on with your lives. I wouldn’t blame you.
And, at this point, I’m not sure if this is me resurrecting
the blog, or if it’s just a fluke. I won’t make and predictions or promises
about the future of my blog beyond this post, but I can tell you that at this
moment, with the Commander 2015 decks being released in just a couple of days,
I feel motivated and inspired to write for the first time in a while. What I
really want to write about most is fixing up the precons to make them more
powerful, more playable and more fun. But as a warm-up exercise to help me get
back in the swing of things, I figured I’d keep with my old traditions and do a full set review.
The first thing I want to do is talk about the decks
themselves in broad terms – themes, reprints, etc. This year’s cycle of decks
brings us two-color, enemy pair decks. I think this is a solid choice, as we
still don’t have an abundance of commander options in these color pairs. Some
were better supported than others. Sadly, I think the color pairs that needed
the most help got shafted, while the color pairs that were already compelling
and strong got the best new toys. So, the rich get richer while the poor… well,
get slightly less poor actually, as they didn’t have cards REMOVED from their
card pool, as that analogy would have implied.
I am sure opinion will differ here, but my ranking for the
color pairs PRIOR to the printing of C15 would be like this:
#1 – Simic
#2 – Golgari
#3 – Izzet
#4 – Boros
#5 – Orzhov
Now, before you try to claim a bias of preference in this
ranking, let me assure you that White/Black has been my favorite color pair
since Guildpact saw print and Ghost Council 1.0 was revealed, and possibly
before that, even. I dearly love the Orzhov guild, but aside from Teysa 1.0,
their options just don’t compare to what the other colors have. But even
outside of power level concerns, the W/B color pair has always had more of an
identity crisis problem than any other pair.
Everyone knows what the other color pairs are “supposed” to
do, what their gimmick is. Each pair has a cliché – Red/Green is “stompy big
creatures with trample” while White/Red is a slightly different flavor of
aggro, usually with more double strike and/or Equipment, less trample. G/W is
usually tokens. Blue/Black is usually either control or mill. Of course it’s
always possible – encouraged, even – to build against these clichés. And
usually there are Legends out there that are oddball enough to give those color
pairs a variety of options that don’t conform to the standard cliché
archetypes. Most Simic commanders encourage a +1/+1 counter theme, but then
there’s Edric who would rather you go wide instead of tall. Most Boros
commanders are some flavor of “Red Zone Tribal”, but then there’s… well shit. I
can’t think of any exceptions for Boros
off the top of my head. I have seen some rather more control-ish lists for
Gisela but I still think she is equally capable of just being yet another
“attack until dead” option.
And therein lies the problem with C15. Very little new
territory was uncovered by this release. Now, don’t mistake me: I like a LOT of
the new commanders, in a vacuum. But the only color pair that really got some
unique options that present new, unexplored design space is the Orzhov pair.
The “face” commander for that deck is Daxos the Returned, who is an odd form of
W/B “Enchantress” commander. That is certainly a new take on these colors, but
while some people are very clearly excited to explore this territory, I don’t
feel it’s a particular deep or interesting theme for W/B to play in. I strongly
feel that, over time, the “Orzhov Enchantress” deck will only be unique when
compared to other Orzhov decks, but within the archetype there will be very
little room for customization and individuality. Basically, what I am saying
is, even though Daxos “unlocks” a new archetype, which is cool, that archetype
is shallow enough that the majority of Daxos lists will look and play the same.
So while it’s cool that the color pair that most needed a
distinctive new archetype or theme got one, I am disappointed that it’s not a
terribly interesting or open-ended archetype, and I am disappointed that it’s
basically the only new archetype introduced. Everything else is treading on
familiar territory. Hell, familiar is an understatement. “Instants and
Sorceries matter” for Izzet? Really? They could have at least played off the
Prowess thing and made it more of a “Non-creature spells matter” theme so you
could focus instead on Enchantments or Planeswalkers or Artifacts or whatever.
That said, while it’s kinda lame that 90% of this set is
just rehashing old, well-explored themes, most of the new commanders admittedly
do whatever it is they do very well. And in some cases they do provide slightly
new twists on old themes. Mazirek is a good example of this – sure, “death
triggers matter” is pretty much the stock G/B mechanical theme, Mazirek turns
what is normally a more control-oriented theme into an aggressive one. Slight
variations on existing themes is welcome.
On the other hand, we have Mizzix. Melek was already a
thing, and I felt he was pretty much the epitome of the R/U “spells matter”
deck, but then they had to go and make Mizzix. Even though they are different,
I feel like they are VERY close in both power level and function, so much so
that you can pretty much take any Izzet “spells” deck and flip a coin as to
which of them will lead your deck. The both have the same inherent weaknesses
and the same inherent strengths. Sure there are some techy cards that would be
different – Melek cares much more about things like Top or Scroll Rack to
manipulate the top card(s) of your library, whereas Mizzix probably would just
rather have cheap draw spells, but the bulk of the decks, and more importantly,
how they play and how the win are going to be almost indistinguishably similar.
Boros is faced with much the same problem. Kalemne is a fine
commander in a vacuum. Not terribly exciting, but fine. However, she competes
with multiple other R/W Legends that are very similar in both function and
power. Her experience point mechanic is also the most boring out of all of them
(even Daxos who I just poo-pooed above). I am not at all sure hers is the WORST
in terms of power level, but it’s definitely the least sexy. She plays in
familiar design space for the color pair, doesn’t really add much of a twist,
and is not clearly the best option for the themes she represents. And her
secondary commander, the angel Anya, is easily the worst of the 10 new Legends.
Meanwhlie, the Golgari and Simic decks, the two color pairs
I feel were already strong and well-supported from both a power level stand
point and a theme/flavor/identity standpoint, got some of the most jaw-dropping
new commanders in the set. Ezuri, Mazirek and Meren are all just absurdly
powerful, or at least they do appear to be. The Simic deck did throw us a bone
in that they finally gave us a Legendary Snake with both blue and green, so we
can now run Coiling Oracle and Mystic Snake in our Danger Noodle-tribal decks.
That’s awesome. He also plays pretty well with Edric too. But ultimately even
Kaseto doesn’t really do anything U/G couldn’t do before. He’s just a more
flavorful version of it.
So the TL;DR so far is, Commander 2015 is firmly a “status
quo” product, reinforcing existing archetypes. This is not a game-changing,
paradigm-shifting product. I think for a lot of people that will be just fine.
For those of us who’ve been playing for years, it’s a bit of a letdown. It
feels very “same-same-y” while still having a lot of actually exciting cards
despite itself.
Which segues nicely into the more macro review, the
card-by-card breakdown.
Like all the other Commander sets to date, there are 55 new
cards designed just for our favorite format. On the whole I’d say this is one
area where C15 did really well – there are a lot of desirable cards, but
nothing that, as of yet, seems to carry the “Scavenging Ooze/True Name Nemesis”
effect – no eternal powerhouses that cause one of the decks to be vastly more
desirable than the others. So if that holds true, then kudo’s to WotC for
finally getting THAT right. There also isn’t anything quite as utterly terrible
as some of the uncommons they’ve given us in the past. Thinking about stuff
like Hooded Horror and Diviner Spirit for example… I don’t think anything in
C15 reaches such abysmal lows. But not every card can be a hit; there will
always be some cards that just don’t make the cut.
The Legends – In spite of everything I wrote above, I do
think that almost all of the new Legends in C15 are playable. They might not
all be the optimal choices for their respective decks, but none of them are
clearly garbage. Some might even prove to be sleeper hits. I am exceedingly
underwhelmed by Karlov for instance, but I can see him turning out to be better
than I think currently. I think a lot of people underrate Kalemne too. I mean,
I certainly rate her fairly low myself, but people are acting like she’s
Bassandra’s second coming, which I feel is severely misevaluating her. Just
because she isn’t really all that exciting doesn’t mean she isn’t good. And I
have to touch on this set’s gimmick – the experience counter mechanic. I think
if they’d done a few cards aside from the Legends themselves that cared about
experience this mechanic would come off better, but as it stands I think this
aspect is pretty mediocre overall.
So, while I’d have to give the designers a pretty low grade
in the Creativity department, I think they have really hit the mark in terms of
power level. Anya is about the only one I think is way below the mark, and
nothing seems to be way above the mark.
The Confluences – This is a really neat cycle, in that their
modal spells with lots of options, but unlike most modal spells, you can choose
the same mode more than once! These are pretty much the pinnacle of
flexibility. I think the Blue, Green and Red ones are clear winners, while the
White and Black ones are much less exciting. However even those two are
certainly playable. I am actually pretty pumped about the White one simply for
the “Exile target Enchantment” portion, as Return to Dust has already been
proven to be a critical role-player in my meta, but if I weren’t currently used
to seeing lots of enchantments around my table, I’d be much less enthused.
Meanwhile the Black one seems cool for the fact that it’s basically a Jace’s
Ingenuity in Black, but the other modes feel pretty weak, overall. I think all
five have potential, but I would currently rank them (best to worst) like this:
Green, Blue, Red, White, Black.
The Myraid cycle – Myriad is a new keyword that essentially
lets one creature attack all of your opponents. When you attack with a Myriad
creature, it makes additional copies of itself that are put into play attacking
all of your other opponents. I’m really not sure any of the uncommon creatures
with Myriad is going to see widespread play. The feel just slightly under the
curve for even an average, casual EDH environment, but outside factors may
contribute to their niche playability. For example a Trostani deck with a
populate theme might want the White or Green ones. I can also see the White
one, basically a Serra Angel with Myriad, being playable in a Rafiq deck that
isn’t specifically trying to be as “optimized” as possible. The red one is
pretty “meh” and the Green one feels too expensive. 7 mana for an 8/6 trampler
isn’t bad, but if it were a 6/6 for 6 with Trample I’d be a bit more
optimistic. There are a LOT of good Green creatures at the 7-mana mark and this
does not compare favorably to a lot of them. But again, outside considerations
may apply: if you’re running Doubling Season and Parallel Lives, the Caller of
the Pack does look a lot more enticing. The red one is a good deal better if
you have Warstorm Surge out. I think the blue one is the worst of the cycle. An
otherwise vanilla 3/3 with the Shadowmage Infiltrator ability is pretty much
garbage, at 5 mana anyway. I love drawing cards, more so than most people, but
I still have to say I think this one is pretty terrible. (I’ll talk about the
Myraid sword later).
White
Bastion Protector – Snap include for Rafiq, no question.
Probably good in Aurelia, and any other W/x or W/x/x commander that likes to
charge into the Red Zone aggressively and often.
Dawn to Dusk – Not terrible, but it’s never going to make the cut ahead of Return to Dust.
Daybreak Reclaimer – I really don’t like giving my opponents stuff. Even if I’m the one that gave it to them, I’m the person they’ll most likely use it against. It’s hard to be the political player when you are the one everyone else gangs up on. I also don’t like this as much since it is coming out right after we got the AMAZING Emeria Shepherd a few weeks ago.
Grasp of Fate – O-Ring upgraded for Multiplayer? Nice. I don’t see it getting much use outside of decks with a heavy Enchantment theme, though, as White has too many better answers that more permanently deal with problems.
Kalemne’s Captain – Will be a big hit with some, but it costs ALL of the mana, and has a high risk of friendly fire/collateral damage.
Oreskos Explorer – Would run in Mono-White and R/W but otherwise seems “meh”.
Shielded By Faith – I like making stuff indestructible, but the prevalence of Exile effects means I prefer to do it at instant speed or just as a blanket effect. I don’t think this is good, but it is cute with Sun Titan.
Blue
Aethersnatch – I love it. Six mana is a bit of a bummer, but
it’s a fair cost. Can’t wait to blow out a Genesis Wave or something like it.
Gigantoplasm – WotC has a weird fetish lately for “strictly better Clones”. This one isn’t my favorite, and there are getting to be too many to pick from.
Illusory Ambusher – Fine, but not amazing… yet I cannot stop fantasizing about flashing this into play in response to an opponent’s Blasphemous Act. I will live this dream.
Mirror Match – I don’t like this as much as Aetherize, Aetherspouts or Illusionist’s Gambit, but I love this type of “gotcha” spell in general, so I’ll play it. That said, it’s going to be amazing when someone attacks you with a bunch of ETBF creatures.
Synthetic Destiny – Yet another six-mana Instant. Ouch. That said, the effect is pretty sweet. Do Mass Polymorph shenanigans, or just make someone casting a Decree of Pain cry. Seems fun, but putting a bunch of your own guys into the Exile zone is painful.
Black
Corpse Augur – Not sure about this one. I love to draw cards
and I don’t always mind paying life to do so. But this seems unreliable at
best, dangerous at worst.
Daxos’s Torment – Black’s take on Sigil of the Empty Throne, I guess. Not as good, but costs less. Fair.
Deadly Tempest – Definitely one of my favorite cards in this set. Sometimes it’ll be an overcosted Damnation with a small but inadequate upside. Other times it’ll just murder the token deck. Usually, though I think it’ll be in between – a solid budget alternative to Damnation with a good deal of upside.
Dread Summons – Cool card. Not bad, but there’s not much more to say about it. Some decks will obviously want it, others won’t.
Scourge of Nel Toth – Believe me, I totally get why this card exists, but even in its native habitat I find it woefully unexciting. It’s hard to believe I’m calling a ZOMBIE DRAGON with a built-in self-reanimation ability unexciting, yet here I am…
Thief of Blood – Boo-urns.
Red
Awaken the Sky Tyrant – Oof! Wow. This is awful. I’m not
sure it’s Hooded Horror bad, but it’s definitely bottom of the barrel for this
set.
Dream Pillager – Well, crap. Red is getting seriously shafted here. This could have been a bit larger than 4/4 for seven mana, right? It’s like this thing is doing the worst impression of Narset ever seen.
Magus of the Wheel – I’m all about giving Red more ways to draw cards, and I don’t hate Wheel effects like some people do. I’m pretty happy to see this guy.
Metor Blast – This, I don’t like much. Mizzium Mortars has been pretty lackluster in my experience. 4 damage is fine for spot removal – FTK has been a reliable card for years, but for a board wipe, 4 damage rarely gets the job done. And this costs a billion mana against token decks.
Mizzix’s Mastery – Pretty much “win the game” for the R/U spells deck. Very powerful.
Rite of the Raging Storm – Seems like a pretty ineffective way to spend 5 mana. Don’t see this working as intended in most groups.
Green
Arachnogenesis – AKA “Spider Fog”; seems destined to be a
fan favorite for years to come. I count myself among its fans.
Bloodspore Thrinax – Cool to see a new Devour card, and I like that it’s a Thrinax. This is probably worse than Master Biomancer in general, but in the right deck it will get out of hand far faster than the Biomancer. Will definitely get played in decks that can both support the devour cost and make use of the +1/+1 counters.
Centaur Vinecrasher – An oddball design, but cool. Very niche, but will probably be solid in the right decks.
Ezuri’s Predation – Another one of the few cards that really makes me giddy with excitement. Can’t wait to cast this with Elemental Bond on the battlefield.
Great Oak Guardian – I don’t like this one nearly as much as the other “gotcha!” anti-attack cards we’ve seen lately. This one is both expensive and highly circumstantial, unlike say Angel of the Dire Hour or the new Spider Fog.
Pathbreaker Ibex – Wild Beastmaster on crack. Craterhoof’s baby brother. Win goat. Win.
Skullwinder – Not going to happen, same reason I don’t like the Angel; don’t want to play the “sure, lemme just get back the answer to whatever it is you are getting back” game.
Artifact
Blade of Selves – I’m torn between thinking this is going to
be one of the biggest hits of the set, and thinking it’s overhyped and
overrated. It’s undeniable that the effect is powerful, but I don’t know if you
can actually get the effect to go off reliably enough. People will be gunning
for this or the creature it’s equipping hard.
Sandstone Oracle – I don’t know why but I’m just kinda tired
of getting these “do things in a color that can’t normally do them, if you’re
willing to pay 7 for an artifact that does it” cards. Especially since
card-draw artifacts are already a thing and many of them are better.
Scytheclaw – Compare this to Quietus Spike and ask yourself if getting that 0/0 Germ token and +1/+1 is really worth the loss of Deathtouch and an extra 2 mana? No way. Spike is clearly better, by a wide margin, and it’s not exactly tearing up the format.
Seal of the Guildpact – Yeah, the threshold at which this is better than just playing Guilded Lotus or Thran Dynamo or Hedron Archive or just a couple of Medallions is quite high. Not many decks will be able to meet that threshold often enough to justify it. But, some will so it’s fine.
Thought Vessel – Welcome to Stapleville, new guy! Seriously, though, a lot of decks will be fine playing this, but it’s never going to be quite as ubiquitous as Reliquary Tower.
Command Beacon – Broken in Titania decks. Helps out difficult commanders like Phage, Hakkon, and the Myojins. Cute, but not that great.
Additional Thoughts
• It’s pretty lame that aside from two new Legends per deck,
they didn’t design ANY new multi-color cards. I would have loved to get a new,
non-Legendary gold card or two in each deck. At least give us a new uncommon
and a new rare. We got stuff like Deathreap Ritual in Conspiracy, don’t see why
they couldn’t have done that here too. Missed opportunity.
• I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention the elephant in the
room: No U/R “Artifacts Matter” commander. I am among those disappointed we
didn’t get one, but that horse has been beaten thoroughly. Time to move on.
• It’s awesome that they stopped shoving Swiftfoot Boots
down our throats and gave us the real deal, Lightning Greaves, again. Kudos for
that.
• High Market reprinted in TWO decks? Sweet!
• Eternal Witness, Skullclamp and Signets with new art are
also really good reprints.
• At the same time, there are way too many reprints of cards
that are both A) recently printed anyway, and B) worth a buck or less. Melek?
Staff of Nin? Terastodon, AGAIN? Reprinting stuff like this doesn’t even help
new players, when those cards are all recent and plentiful enough the average
LGS probably has stacks of them for $0.50. What gives?
• I know, I know, Phyrexian Arena, Eldrazi Monument, Black
Market… I know. But this set still has the weakest overall reprint game so far.
Wrapping Up
All in all, I feel like there is a lot of valid cause for
complaint with this set, especially for an old-timer like me, but despite the
many things I have bitched about, I’m still quite pumped to get these decks in
my hands. I feel like for all their faults and misguided choices, WotC is still
getting closer and closer to nailing this product. We’re getting much closer to
a baseline of power that isn’t too extreme in either direction – something
other Commander offerings have struggled with in the past.
Every year, they
improve upon their ability to understand what Commander players actually want,
and for every step they take backwards, I do think they are taking two steps
forward. And, while I would certainly appreciate a little more adventurousness
and creativity in their designs going forward, I am pleased that they aren’t
still designing cards the way they did back in the 2011 decks.
Commander 2011
was a major paradigm shift for the format in a lot of ways, and while I
definitely am not looking for that level of shake-up to happen again so soon, I
feel the pendulum is starting to swing too far in the other direction – they
aren’t shaking things up quite enough. C15 is definitely still exciting, but
feels much more tame, conservative, and safe than any previous Commander set.
They
have figured out how to design for this format pretty darn well, but now they
need to figure out how to design cards that will really shake up the format
without breaking it. I think they came really close to hitting that particular
mark with the Planeswalker commanders last year. Hopefully they will do more of
that in the future.