Weak Sauce

So… it’s been a while, no?

Yeah, I’ve been busy - busy not playing Magic, unfortunately. I’ve barely even thought about Magic in the last few weeks, what with the holiday rush and whatnot. Oh, and I got Call of Duty: Black Ops for Christmas, so I’ve been rather distracted…

But even despite those other endless excuses, it just hasn’t worked out that I’ve been able to get the regular group together for Magic in a while. So as a result my interest, and inspiration for content has dried up.

The good news – Mirrodin Besieged spoiler season is finally in full swing. It has been trickling in slowly – agonizingly slowly – for weeks now, but suddenly the floodgates have opened and the rumor mill is deluged with new info and new cards.

In order not to be redundant later on, I will attempt to refrain from discussing individual cards for now. I plan to do an EDH set review as I did for Scars, so I’ll save that content for later. However, one new card has me just itching to write something up, so I’ll just post it with the comment that I am already pretty sure this will be an EDH staple, possibly one of the most EDH-worthy cards in the set.

Based on the name, I was really hoping this would be a Wrath + Resurrection, and perhaps it WAS that at some point but was maybe altered for power-level reasons… I don’t know. But even though it doesn’t have a straight reanimation ability, being able to wipe the board and drop a dude afterwards all on one card is a terrific ability. It’s going to compete with Martial Coup in some decks, probably, but it will certainly be played.

Oh, and then there’s this little gem:

 Already, I dread hearing people intentionally mispronounce this as “Constipated Sphinx”. And before you accuse me of putting the idea into people’s heads in the first place… well, firstly, I think you give me too much credit – like maybe 10 people in the universe read this blog. And secondly, you give the human race too much credit – someone else will think of it, and it will happen, even if I keep my trap shut.

That said, I suspect Ken Nagle had a hand in the design of this card. It seems utterly tailor-made to EDH, and I suspect it will go in every deck ever, although I’m not sure it’s THAT amazing. Still, the potential for card advantage is so damn high it will be very hard to make a convincing argument NOT to play this guy.

There. That’s enough banter for now. I’ll save the in-depth analysis for my inevitable EDH set review, but I just had to share my excitement over these two cards right away. I’m already looking forward to this set, though some of the other spoilers make me think it’s not going to be the surprise home-run Scars turned out to be. Still, I am certainly confident there will be a few more playable cards revealed…

In the mean time, I’ll try to tear myself away from Black Ops to post at least once a week, but no promises. I’m about to hit Prestige 2…